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The World’s Most Expensive Typos

Monday, September 22nd, 2008


When you think of typos, you think of grammar and poor middle school grades. It’s hard to imagine that in this day and age a typo of any serious consequence can make it through the cracks, with spell-check being an automatic feature in most email services and office software. However, some typos in recent years have made it into the news, albeit sometimes under unusual circumstances. The typo, it seems, will likely never go away completely because its very existence is a reflection of the human element in everyday life. It usually also seems like the consequences of some of these more influential typos result in some people winning some people losing. Is it karma or luck? Here are some of the more expensive and prominently featured typos and errors in the last decade or so.

New York City’s Million Dollar Typo

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A New York City Department of Education bookkeeping error resulted in double spending in the city’s transportation fund. This misspelling turned out to be a word that contained an extra letter and was not readable by the accounting software in use. It was revealed by City Comptroller William Thompson during an audit in June 2006, that this mistake resulted in $2.8 million being spent in what was only supposed to be $1.4 million earmarked for transportation. The city had to make up the difference.

Canada’s 2 Million Dollar Comma Typo

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In August 2006, a missed comma may have become the most costly piece of punctuation in Canadian history. A court ordered Rogers Communications Inc. to pay an extra $2.13 million to use utility poles in the Maritimes after the placement of a comma in a contract permitted the deal’s cancellation. Rogers thought it had a five year deal with Aliant, Inc to construct thousands of Rogers’ cables across utility poles throughout the Maritimes for an annual rate of $9.60/per pole. However, in 2005, one year after the contract was signed, Aliant, Inc, armed with the rules of grammar and punctuation, cancelled the contract and notified Rogers that the rate was increasing to $28.05.

The construction of a single sentence in the 14 page contract allowed the entire deal to be scrapped with only one year’s notice, the company argued. Rogers rebutted they never would have signed a contract to use roughly 91,000 utility poles that could be cancelled on such short notice. “This is clearly not what the parties intended,” Rogers said in a letter to the CRTC. But the CRTC disagreed. And the consequences are significant. The company will likely end up paying $2.13 million more than expected based on rough calculations. “Based on the rules of punctuation,” the comma in question “allows for the termination of the [contract] at any time, without cause, upon one year’s written notice,” the regulator said.

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Typo awards $50 Million in prizes instead of $1000.

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In July 2007 A Roswell, New Mexico-based car dealership sent out 50,000 scratch-off ads each as $1000.00 winners. Touting a grand prize of $1,000 (which was to be 1 in 50,000), these cards were incorrectly printed by an Atlanta-based Force Events Direct Marketing Co. The result was 50,000 crazed locals who thought they had each won the grand prize, calling the dealership to cash-in. Realizing that a $50,000,000 pay-off was neither intended or realistic, this unnamed dealership has offered to hand out $5 Wal-Mart gift cards in exchange for the misprinted scratchers, which equaled a paltry $250,000. Additionally, Force Events held a $5,000 drawing for anyone with a ticket, in an attempt to quell the immediate dissatisfaction of the townspeople, as well as a series of 20 other drawings - each with a $1,000 prize.

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Davilar: The $175 Million Chilean Typo

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In 1994, then-copper trader Juan Pablo Davila was working for a Chilean government-owned Codelco Company, when a serious typo while trading online resulted in buying failing stocks instead of selling. During the nascent stages of Internet trading, this blunder was made worse by, when realizing his mistake; Davila went on a frenzy of buying and selling. The resultant loss of his actions caused the market such disruption, that by the end of it all, he had lost his company - and consequently, his country - roughly $175 million. At the time, this was equal to .5% of the country’s entire GNP. Thereupon, his name became a verb: a “Davilar” is now a screw up of royal proportions.

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Fat Fingers Typo Cost Japanese Bank $340 Million

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In September 2006, A trader at Mizuho Securities accidentally sold 610,000 shares in J-Com Co. (a job recruiting company) for 1 yen a piece, instead of 1 share at 610,000 yen. Unable to cancel the order Mizuho Securities has lost roughly $340 million as a result. Just think how lucky you would have been to purchase a few pieces of this stock! Attributed to “fat-finger” syndrome, which is stock trader slang for making large blunders, the trader’s name has not been made public (likely for security purposes). When Mizuho contacted the Tokyo Stock Exchange, the latter cited a glitch in its system that made this trade irrevocable. Discussions have occurred with the possibility of Mizuho and the TSE some how sharing the loss, but still no agreement has been reached.

Google Was A Typo

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A Student at Stanford University, Sean Anderson accidentally helped Larry Page come up with the name and spelling of Google. While Page and Anderson were in Page’s office, the two were attempting to come up for a name for the would-be search behemoth. Sean had suggested verbally the word “googolplex”, spurning Page to shorten it to “googol”. Anderson then went to check the availability of the word, accidentally spelling it “Google” in an internet domain name registry. Available it was, and the company has decided to go with this spelling ever since. Whether or not the company has succeeded because of the name is subject to some speculation, it is very interesting to see what has become of a basic spelling error. It also goes to show that not all typos result in lives being ruined and/or financial turmoil, way to go Sean Anderson (although he now works for Microsoft).

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Fine Signs to Sign Fines: Correcting typos and misspellings is an expensive hobby.

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Jeff Deck and Benjamin HersonIn a case of government overreaction, two men were recently banned from National Parks for a year and ordered to pay over $3000.  Their crime?  Something your English teacher did to every paper you ever wrote.  They corrected a typo.


In March, Jeff Deck and Benjamin Herson, two members of the Typo Eradication Advancement League (TEAL), left Boston to begin a massive road trip across the US and back.  They started by going through the southern US, turned right at the Pacific and came back to the East Coast along the northern route.  The goal of their trip was to correct as many typos as they could find.  They did their work free of charge and, frankly, without many people noticing.

In fact, that was the case with their correction of  typos on a sign in the Desert View Watchtower in Grand Canyon National Park.  For over 60 years, the sign, made by architect Mary Elizabeth Jane Colter, stood there, typos and all. That is, until Jeff Deck and Benjamin Herson decided to correct it.  Or, as our government came to see it, engaged in a criminal conspiracy to vandalize government property.

Here is the sign they edited, taken from the court documents.  It seems the TEAL website has been replaced with the message: “Statement on the signage of our National Parks and public lands to come”.

The corrections made by the duo went unnoticed until  government workers happened upon the TEAL website. Now the two men have discovered that while our government can’t be bothered to fix typos, they are very serious about unfixing them.

Both Deck and Herson plead guilty to conspiracy to vandalize government property in Flagstaff, AZ and received probation. Additionally, they must make payment of $3,035 in restitution. They are also banned from modifying any public signs or even entering national parks for a year.


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Misspelled Tattoos: Spelling Mistakes For Life

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Typos happen. People misspell things. We all make mistakes, but you really should be extra careful when getting a tattoo. I mean a typo in your tattoo may not be forever the way it was before laser tattoo removal, but it is an expensive and painful spelling mistake to fix!

While there is no good reason to have a misspelled tattoo (or perhaps I should say a mispelled tatoo), there are plenty of excuses. Too many beers in too little time has got to be on that list somewhere, but if you weren’t drunk maybe some of the blame goes to eBay. I mean, there is a lot of tattoo equipment for sale on eBay. It is perfect for all those struggling young tattoo artists who can’t finish their GED to save some money. Of course we can hardly pick on tatto artists as the only poor spellers, misspelled eBay listings are so common this whole site is dedicated to finding them. But we aren’t about blame, we are about celebrating (and maybe poking a little fun at) the best misspelled tattoos of all time!

This Tattoo is a Tragedy and a Comedy!

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I think these were in intended to show a love of drama, not to be a source of it! The tattoo would have been a cliche but the added misspelling makes it an original. The tattoo reads “tradgey comedy”, but the tragedy is that “tragedy” is misspelled. Now it’s also a comedy! The ever popular smile now cry later never had more truth to it.

Why Not Misspell your Tattoo Everyone Else is Doing it!

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In this case literally. CNN reported that Joseph Beahm paid $100 for a tattoo. The tattoo was done by artist James Kastel at a Boardwalk tattoo parlor called Body Art World. The tattoo was supposed to read “Why Not, Everyone Else Does”, instead it came out as, “Why Not, Everyone Elese Does.” After finding out the tattoo was misspelled Joseph planned on suing the tattoo parlor to pay for his laser surgery. However Joseph lucked out after a New Jersey dermatology center offered to remove the misspelled word from the tattoo for free. Now that is something that not everyone else is doing!

Give Me Strength to Deal with a Misspelling on My Back and the Wisdom to Know What It Is.

“God give me the strength to change the things that need to change, the courage to accept the things which cannot be changed, and the wisdom to tell the difference” That’s what we think Martin Nolan wanted when he spent seven hours having a prayer tattooed in the middle of his back. The tattoo cost him £200 which is nearly $400. He was just trying to pay tribute to his mother Brenda, which is a real sweet thing to do. After all his time, patience, and pain, his friend spotted not one but TWO misspellings. In the prayer, strength was misspelled as strenght and wisdom misspelled as nisdom. The tattoo will give him the strenght and nisdom not to get another bad tattoo.

Lincoln Never Made this Many Typos

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Old Abe may have made some spelling mistakes but there is no way he made this many! You thought the two errors in the last tattoo were bad? Can you spot the THREE errors in this tattoo? Don’t double check your tattoo… triple check. Friends, strained and surely are all misspelled, appearing as: freinds, straind, surley.

Misspellings need not be limited to English

Joanne Raines Supermarket Tattoo

BBC reported that Joanne Raine, a teenage girl who wanted to tattoo her lover’s name, got a little surprise as to what the tattoo actually read. She had the tattoo for months on her stomach before she learned what it really meant. In Chinese, instead of having her boyfriend’s nickname Roo, she found out the word actually meant supermarket. After paying $80 at the Skindeep Tattoo Parlour for her supermarket misspelled tattoo, it’s a bit too expensive to get it removed. At least her boyfriend’s nickname was short! “I did not think about whether it meant forever. I’m just going to have to keep it as I can’t afford to get another one done” . What is worse is that her and “Roo” are no longer dating.

Even Famous people can Misspell Tattoos in Another Language

Today, David Beckham is known for his soccer skills, LA lifestyle and his famous wife Victoria, the former spice girl. His desire to show his love for Victoria back in November 2000 led him to get a tattoo of her name on his left forearm. Beckham thought tattooing her name in English would be tacky, so he chose to do it in Hindi script. Unfortunately the tattoo ended up reading VIHCTORIA, which is especially surprising since, thanks to Queen Victoria the name is well know by Hindi speakers. Of course he is in good company with the long list of people who misspell their tattoos in foreign languages which is at least more understandable than making a spelling mistake in your native tongue.

Spelling is Awsome, Misspelling is Awesome!

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We are not sure what this guy was thinking. Why would you put I’m Awesome on your back in the first place? I mean if you are that insecure, at least put it where you can see it. Of course we think misspelling his tattoo to read “I’m Awsome” really is awesome!

Fuck the System that Teaches you How to Spell

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Fight the power! Don’t let the man brainwash you. So this guy felt the need to rebel against the “system” and all of its conventional behavior. Instead of having his tattoo say Fuck the System, his tattoo turned out to be “Fuck the Systsem”. Now that’s really sticking it to the man.

Tomorrow I’ll Learn How to Proofread

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This tattoo had potential, almost poetry. A tattoo that would read “Tomorrow Never Knows” on your wrist isn’t too bad, kind of creative. However, since tomorrow is misspelled they’ve easily made our list. Their tattoo reads “Tomarrow Never Knows”. Tomarrow never knows how to spell tomorrow right…

Deal These Cards Again

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It seems his cards weren’t dealt in his favor. The tattoo looks pretty cool, with of course, a few errors. The tattoo was supposed to read “It’s not the cards you’re dealt in life, it’s how you play them.” Instead his tattoo reads “Its not the cards your delt in life its how you play them”. Looks like he was dealt a bad hand.

Speaking of getting dealt a bad hand and a bad tattoo, see this goth and his hello kitty tattoo. At least there is nothing to misspell.

The ChiTonw Movement

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Possibly the most popular of misspelled tattoos is Chi-Tonw. ABC reported about Sam Hacker, a tattoo artist, who made a misspelling on a tattoo. Instead of Chi-Town like the Chicago man requested, he got “Chi-Tonw”. The tattoo was on the chest of Michael Duplessis. After Michael Duplessis sued Sam Hacker, an uproar of Chicago support for the local tattoo artist was ignited. This went from t-shirts being made to as far as getting the tattoo misspelled on purpose to read Chi-Tonw.

Two Chi-Tonw Copy Cat Misspellings

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With Sam Hacker’s overwhelming support with the Chi-Tonw scandal, the tattoo parlor he works at needs the same support. Alfonse Wingfield is the one of the latest victims of a misspelled tattoo. Mike Edrington, tattoo artist at Jade Dragon Tattoo parlor, misspelled tomorrow on the tattoo. The tattoo read “Tommorrow Never Promised Today. John P. R.I.P.” Neither person seemed to know how to actually spell tomorrow, but went along with the tattoo anyway. Even though both seem at fault a lawsuit has been filed. Maybe we will see more tattoos with tomorrow misspelled?

Did we miss your favorite misspelled tattoo? Leave a comment!

You might also enjoy our post on Bizarre and Misspelled eBay Auctions or you can try and find your own misspelled eBay bargains with our misspelled eBay listing search tool.

Typo Buddy Funny eBay Misspelling Contest Winners

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

After a very successful poll, with over 100 votes. That has determined our three winners of eBay gift certificates.

First Place $25: Mary Kay with her misspelled submission of A Picuture of Myself

Second Place $10: J. Renee with her misspelled submission of Pillsbury Doug Boy

Our other winner was Mark Sierra who won $25 for mentioning the contest on his blog.

Congratulations to all of our winners past and present!

All of our winners have been paid and can start spending those eBay bucks on misspelled auctions. Thanks to everyone who participated and voted on our poll.

Keep on using Typo Buddy to find some cheap auctions on misspelled items.

Newspaper Misspells its Own Name on the Front Page

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

This week New Hampshire’s Valley News readers were treated to a typo of the highest order! The paper’s own name was misspelled as “Valley Newss” on the front page!


The paper did go on to acknowledge its mistake in an Editors note saying: “Readers may have noticed that the Valley News misspelled its own name on yesterday’s front page”.

Readers may have noticed? Yeah it is kind of hard to miss the masthead! That’s OK we love typos and spelling mistakes here!

While the paper said “We sure feel silly,” those of us that specialize in finding typos and misspellings are pretty pleased. Hat Tip

Top 10 Funniest eBay Misspellings

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

The results of our misspelling bee are in and we have uncovered a fresh batch of funny misspelled ebay auction listings. Finding misspelled eBay auctions is easy with Typo Buddy the ebay auction misspelling search tool.

Our picks for 10 funniest ebay misspellings

Correctly spelled auction listing would be: Pillsbury Doughboy
Misspelled ebay auction: Pillsbury Doug Boy

Correctly spelled auction listing would be: Mr. Potato Head
Misspelled ebay auction: Mr. Pototo Head

Correctly spelled auction listing would be: Men’s Pajama Set
Misspelled ebay auction: Men’s Pyjama Set

Correctly spelled auction listing would be: Bouquet of Flowers
Misspelled ebay auction: Bokay of Flowers

Correctly spelled auction listing: Nightmare Before Christmas
Misspelled ebay auction: Nightmore Before Christmas

Correctly spelled auction listing would be: A Picture of Myself
Misspelled ebay auction: A Picuture of Myself

Correctly spelled auction listing would be: Mesh Jacket
Misspelled ebay auction: Mesh Hacket

Correctly spelled auction listing would be: Leather Patchit Jacket
Misspelled ebay auction: Lather Pachat Jaket

Correctly spelled auction listing would be: Los Angeles Lakers
Misspelled ebay auction: Los Angeles Lackers

Correctly spelled auction listing would be: Crochet
Misspelled ebay auction: Croshay

Now you pick the funniest misspelling winner!

Now we are going to open it up to our readers to select our winners. Remember, first place is a $25 eBay gift certificate and second is a $10 eBay gift certificate.


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10 Misspelled and Bizarre eBay Auctions

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

I WILL SELL MY SOUL FOR WHATEVER I CAN GET ON eBay! No seriously, if someone is willing to sell their life for $384,000, then I know I can at least get enough for my soul to pay off my credit card debt. Take this Australian guy Ian Usher for example. After a painful divorce he decides to put his life up for sale. Everything: house, job, friends, furniture, pets. Whatever this guy owned he offered it in one all-inclusive auction on eBay. After some bogus bids that reached over 2 million he settled for a price that was worth less than his house, $384,000.00. Seriously though, you can find anything on eBay, from someone’s life to a Rick James jumpsuit, complete with bloodstains. So, for your reading pleasure I have compiled a list of some crazy items currently being auctioned off on eBay.

1. Lucky Underwear .99 / free shipping

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Nice, these underwear are even pictured outside the package. Oh but wait, they’re lucky, I’ll take them! Lord knows I need all the luck I can get since a gallon of gas became worth more than a nickel bag. And according to the caption, these lucky briefs have held the jewels of the seller’s husband, and she explains “He’s pretty lucky.” Whoever wins these fashionable holders of precious jewels will definitely be lucky enough to brag about this to their friends.

2. John McCain Pancake $12.55/ $4.80 shipping

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I love IHOP just as much as the next twenty-something white male, but this looks nothing like the maverick I fell in love with in 2000. If he does get elected, I guess we now have a good idea of what he might look like on the back of a coin…a really large, soft, edible coin.

3. Ms. Sweet Potato .99 / $10.00 shipping

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This picture is proof that Mr. Potato Head has potential game outside of being married to Mrs. Potato Head. We now know that there are other potatoes even more attractive and seductive to keep his little potato attention. This item was posted by a southern woman who was sorting potatoes and stumbled upon this curvy masterpiece. Here’s to you southern woman of sheer genius, I hope you are able to pimp out your potato for more than the current bid of .99 cents, because Ms. Sweet Potato’s curves will make anyone’s thanksgiving dinner the talk of the town.

4. J Crew pink t-shit 4.99 / $4.49 shipping

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Ah, yes the classic eBay misspelling, or did someone finally admit that J CREW clothes are shit? Supposedly there is a whole eBay sub industry that has dedicated itself to finding misspelled items for less than their correctly spelled counterparts. Take Misspelled eBay Auction Finder Typo Buddy for instance, this site is dedicated to finding items that have been misspelled and helping you find them for way less money than their correctly spelled like items. For example you have retards that spell Nintendo with an extra i, so I used the site to find a Wii that was being bid on for $120.00 with 2 hours to go, if I didn’t already own one, count that NINT(I)NDO mine! As for this pink t-shit, I will spare this world the useless purchase of yet another graphic tee.

5. Big Toe nail $15.00 / $2.00 shipping
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The audacity of some people to post crap like this on eBay! Do people like this lose bets? Or do they find it funny to gross us all out? Whatever the reason, we know the guy who posted this used to be the kid who ate his boogers in class to get attention from the girls. The caption for this item reads “for anyone looking for an interesting letter opener”…Now that’s just f@*$#% up!

6. Childrens Book: Ride a cock-horse and other rhymes and stories $3.00 / $10.00 shipping

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EBay has allowed some pretty stupid people to buy and sell some pretty stupid things, but it has also brought us something that makes it all worth it. The chance to win items we want for less money. And I have wanted this inappropriate titled childrens book for years. Regardless of the highly inappropriate title I have great memories of reading this as a child. So if you are in the mood to ride a-cock-horse with your family then I encourage you to pick this one up.

7. Strange alien face found in gummy worm bag $2.00 / $3.00 shipping

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I remember how much I used to love sour gummy worms, my favorites were the red and blue ones. You remember those? Anyway, eBay seller, reedsweeds, from Eugene, Oregon has some explaining to do. I typically only find alien faces in bags of gummy bears. I hate to be the one to do this, but this alien face is an obvious knock off of the more popular gummy bear alien faces. Nice try guy, I hope your power seller rating is deducted for this obvious fake.

8. Moose Nugget Earrings $10.99 / free shipping

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For those of you who fall into the category of moose enthusiast, these are the perfect gift for you. Petrified moose droppings you can wear as earrings. This is real moose poo found in the Alaskan wilderness and brought to you by trendy LA / NY boutiques. Fashionable Feces, what will this Project Runway Generation think of next?

9. Antique High End Belly Button Lint $170.00 / $4.00 shipping

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Power seller, chief5150 writes on this item that already has four bids, “You are bidding on antique, high end belly button lint. No, this is not my personal high end belly button lint. It has been in my family for many, many years. No one in my family can remember who’s belly button lint it was, but I can assure you it is high end and old.” Well as long as chief5150 can assure us that it is high end and old, then I’m all in! I am now convinced that there is a market for everything.


10. Giant Marshmallow $2000.00 / Free Shipping

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Most likely, this giant marshmallow started off as a brainless, drunken idea with a group of friends at the local dive bar. You know how these ideas originate, people start talking about how good the 80’s were, then Ghostbusters’s the Movie gets mentioned, state puff marshmallow man and all, then the ex-high school football star of the group mentions how cool it would be to create a giant marshmallow, and before you know it the new guy in the group is rushing home to try to win the affection of the ex-high school football star. Poor new guy, he just doesn’t understand that the guy he is trying to impress always comes up with ridiculous ideas that never get followed through with, that’s what ex-high school football stars do best. Regardless, here’s to you new guy, my glass of 2 buck chuck is raised to you, the man who created the 25 pound marshmallow!

The Top 10 Worst eBay Misspellings

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

We had great participation in another one of our fun contests to find the worst eBay misspellings. Of course not everyone could win, but you all are deserving. There were quite a few misspellings that could be “the worst”. Great work, and stay tuned for our next contest coming later today!

The Top 10 Worst eBay Misspellings

With those top 10 favorite misspellings, we found our winners. We chose Jill and Kristi. Jill gave us Betty Boob, and Kristi found Mountain Due. Prizes will be sent out to the winners shortly.

We still have plenty more eBay gift certificates to give away, so you still have a chance to be a winner. Check back with us a little later for more chances to win.

More Of The Worst eBay Misspellings Contest

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

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We have been showing you that Typo Buddy can help you find misspellings on eBay auctions. Our last contest was a huge success with over 70 comments. We had so much doing it last time, we figured we would try it one more time.

Typo Buddy Contest Information

The rules will be are the same as our last contest.

Just use Typo Buddy to find the worst eBay misspelling that you can find. For examples, look at our contest round-up post. Many of you found some great misspellings and seem to have fun doing so.

Once you have found a bad misspelling, just leave a comment and a link to the auction. We will chose our favorite misspelling. Also make sure to leave your email so we can contact you if you win.

The two people who find the worst eBay misspelling will each receive a $25 eBay gift certificate.

The contest will end Monday June 30th (11:59 EST) so you have time to find some misspelled auctions.

The Worst eBay Misspellings Roundup

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Not everyone could win our contest, but there were a lot of great finds. We wanted to thank everyone for the effort and show off what you found.

Here are our 10 favorite eBay misspellings:

Now that you know our favorites we have found our winners. They are Jill and Steve. We’ll send them an email letting them know they won. If they don’t respond in a few days we’ll pick new winners.

Don’t worry if you didn’t win, there are going to be many more chances to win. Maybe tomorrow? Make sure to check back with us for more prizes to be won.